“You have been arrested on suspicion of burglary. It’s pointless trying to deny it, we have your fingerprints!” “You can’t have! I wore gloves!” The most common reaction upon being arrested, is the loss of all common sense, an overwhelming urge to bullshit, the sudden onset of violent tendancies and the instinctive need to deny, deny, DENY. It’s a recipe for disaster, the situation quickly spirals out of control, and before you know it you’re adamantly declaring… “I TOLD YOU,

The aim of this post is to forewarn individuals who are naive, gullible and have no street savvy. Exactly like me two years ago. My reasons for procrastinating for so long, was the humiliation I felt for being so ignorant about a subject which everybody should know inside out- the law… I think back to my school days, and cannot comprehend why I sat through lessons learning about how to solve equations, memorising the periodic table, and being taught how to play netball. It is