Of COURSE I (the victim) married the Criminal (the drug dealer)- what else did you expect?!
The small print: the drug dealer, who is now my husband, no longer deals drugs. He was in no way associated with the gang of violent drug dealers who cuckooed me. I met my husband AFTER his drug dealing career ended; thus had no knowledge of any of the criminal activity he partook in. Both him and I are law abiding citizens.
By now, those who read my blog are presumably very aware of my thought patterns, personality traits, beliefs and opinions…and my remarkable knack of sur