Vodka – check Crack – check Heroin – check Cigarettes – check Valium – check Plans to commit suicide? Of course Alone? Duh Place to live? Nope Friends? As if Razor blade at the ready? Yes Noose if slitting arteries fails? Yes Close proximity to train station if hanging fails? Yes Hundreds of lethal prescription medication at hand if the train doesn’t kill me? Yes A pretty normal Christmas then.

So less than 24 hours after I wrote the blog post in relation to rescuing the woman being cuckooed; she fucked off. Why was I surprised? Seriously. In the last week I have been evicted from the apartment I had rented for the whole of December. Got kicked out of the hotel I booked due to being evicted, and have somehow landed on other side of the city staying in a flat with two strangers. A combination of verbal diarrhea and social incompetence resulted in calling them both tw