Is a Northerner with a criminal record longer than my arm, currently in critical condition in hospital after being stabbed multiple times by his ex girlfriend after she found out we were together. My last boyfriend had Asperger’s, who I met when he booked my services as a prostitute. He loathed me so much he once pretended we were going on a romantic getaway, but dropped me at a drugs rehab in the arse end of nowhere. It took me 2 weeks and the threat of taking our cat hostag

Either way I breeched/breached a court summons for the “possession of a quantity of diamorphine”. 16 hours later I was handcuffed and sat in a holding cubicle in police custody. A very familiar experience now. Contemplating how to occupy the next 23 hours in a cell. The morning after my arrest- Saturday, I was shackled and led to a prison bus dropped at a court some distance away. I morosely sat on the wooden bench underneath the courts waiting to be called mentally kicking m

I’m pretty sure that tomorrow I’m going to end up in prison for charges I’ve been falsely accused of. By the time I’ve been allocated a cell I’ll be an Adidas tracksuit wearing lesbian swapping my £11 Amazon necklace for a toothbrush. Last week when I was due at court I tried to kill myself and obviously didn’t make it. But it got adjourned until tomorrow when I’m supposed to be answering bail for intent to supply, concern in the supply, conspiracy to supply, money laundering