I went to court today. To be prosecuted for possession of class A drugs. I was a nervous wreck. I dropped everything, walked into everything, knocked everything over. I repeatedly apologised to the duty solicitor for not being able to pay him. I cried in the dock. I answered “yes” to a question from the judge followed by “sir…erm I mean your honour…shit I mean…yes your highness….” YOUR HIGHNESS? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?! His response, directed at the duty solicitor whi