Today I…
Swore at a police officer. Tried to emotionally blackmail a police officer. Made derogatory comments about a police officer’s job…to a police officer. Raved on about the incompetence and stupidity of police officers, to a police officer. Swore again to the same police officer. Spoke like an arrogant, patronising wanker to a police officer. Am currently sat reading the CPS’s guidelines on prosecuting for the above… while pleading with said police officer not to arrest me. FUCK