Sods Law
I mean I thought I was the only person on the planet who could end up with two electricity suppliers simultaneously. Which is technically impossible. But no, I’m also the only person on the planet who is not only being perceived as some dangerous, child grooming Drug Boss- but actually being charged for it! Why am I surprised. Why am I fucking surprised? Of COURSE its me who’d be the victim of a gang of knife wielding drug dealers, yet end up being the only one PROSECUTED FOR